I have a step-brother who’s straight, though…
Oh, really now?
On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s probably a 6.5
Maybe a 7.
Take a bath, write a stream of consciousness, do something methodical, like painting my nails or baking. Lots of things!
Really now. Wrinkles can be so easily avoided. It only takes a few minutes.
So true, though.
Sigh. I’ll just have to keep dreaming…
Everyone should own an iron and learn how to properly iron their clothes.
Oh, okay. I guess I would just try to find a really nice home here in New York so I can continue with my career and stuff.
I’m a pretty great kisser, so you’re missing out, but no, not happening.
That is a VERY loaded question. Do I have to just live there the rest of my life? Can I visit other places?? Am I allowed to even leave my house???